sassy-gay-esquire:

monkeykinginc:

hostduraravros:

the—roaring—twenties:

meilin-no-baka:

helloopandee:

pocketfullofackles:

jellifisk:

It’s Mash, of course I had to do it, that game was like the THING when I was 10

So apparently 

I’m Married to Jake (I get annoyed with Jake a lot lately, I honestly think this would be a bad idea.) 

I’m a Clown Hunter (I’m assuming a bad one, I love clowns, like seriously.) 

I get to live in a Hive 

There’s one kid involved and there is no way he’s growing up to a be responsible with the implied parents

I get to Live in the Land of Wind and Shade, though? that may or may not be my favorite place, like holy cow. 

Married to: Dave

Will be a: Stay at home dad (so dave’s the mommy 8))

Live on: An island

Have 2 kids

Live in the Land of Wrath and Angels (oh fuck eridan sTOP KILLING THE ANGELS)

Married to: Dirk (i just screamed out Yes. What is wrong with me)

You will be a chef

You will live in a hive-partment

You will have no kids

Live in Land of Maps and Treasure

I’m happy


I marry John (aaaaaAAAAAAA cUTIIIIEEEE)

I am a pirate (yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)

I live in a mansion (omfg-wait why not my armada of ships?)

I have two kids (what if thor and loki all OVER aGAIN BCDDNS)

Lives in Derse

So, I’m married to Egbert, live in a mansion on Derse with my two totally-not-loki-and-thor kids, and zoom around with armada of pirated ships?

AWWWW YEAAAAHHHH

married to Gamzee

will be a pirate

live in a hive

have one kid

land of tents and mirth

um yes please can this happen????

Married to Jake (SCOOOOOREEEEEE)

I will be a clown hunter (but gamzeeeeee)

I will live in a hive (aight)

I will have one kid (cool for my uterus)

Live in Land of Wind & Shade (ahwwwwww yeaaaaaaaaaaahhhh)

that is real nice~

Jane - Pirate - Mansion - 1 kid - Land of cubes and tea……….

Fucking pirates of the Caribbean for me huh?

Married to kanaya, will be a clown hunter (OMFG) you will live in a fishbowl and have 4 or more kids. You live in the land of rays and frogs

married to rose????, i’m a ceo of crocker corp, i live in a hive, i’ll have 3 kids (ok), and live in the land of frost and frogs

rose will catch the fempreg

(Source: fuq-all-u-hos)

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nicodoll:

(Source: period-problems)

becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.

(Source: laughoutloudrightnow)

kawaiiamon:

Help me get to 666 followers and I will burst forth from your closet and drag every single one of you to hell

follow david

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elixiroverdose:

mordaret:

reign-of-pandas:

didneyworl-no-uta:

HELP ME

I’M CRYING

All of my tears of laughter.

ME RIGHT NOW

MY WHOLE DASHBOARD

WHY

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videohall:

A macaw about to unleash his evil plot

“I couldn’t help but laugh along with him.”

chuckquizmo:

i can see the haters far too well 

chuckquizmo:

i can see the haters far too well 

never-shout-nigger:

oh no somebody dropped the bass

sillybear12:

owWOW lookit my sugoi bearscout icon

yummytomatoes:

Man I ship karkat with everyone
man I just love him with so MANY CHARACTERS
i need to draw more karnaya
and karrezi godifg
i don’t know i just
and paws
yeah. man troll paws.
that is basically my blog.
yummytomatoes; ships karkat with anyone and anything and likes trollpaws.

pe teacher: you got a horrible time on the mile
me: it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop
scoutmasterlumpus:

i forgot i had alex’s blog open when i went to the bathroom and when i came back to my computer i found my brother on it and the only thing he said was “wow” then he walked out of the room

scoutmasterlumpus:

i forgot i had alex’s blog open when i went to the bathroom and when i came back to my computer i found my brother on it and the only thing he said was “wow” then he walked out of the room

lokiwasherethorisaloser:

chosenkat:

frickingloki:

scratcher-cat:

datkarkatass:

soolooxcoopter:

sula-day:

somethingbiitchy:

3eep:

phemiec:

atrueenglishman:

Yesterday I found that someone wrote “Stay beautiful!” on the wall of a bathroom stall in red and blue marker. It highly amused me.
Why am I so stupid







oh my god



GAMZEE

IT GETS BETTER EVERY SINGLE TIME.





reblogs again because TEREZI

lokiwasherethorisaloser:

chosenkat:

frickingloki:

scratcher-cat:

datkarkatass:

soolooxcoopter:

sula-day:

somethingbiitchy:

3eep:

phemiec:

atrueenglishman:

Yesterday I found that someone wrote “Stay beautiful!” on the wall of a bathroom stall in red and blue marker. It highly amused me.

Why am I so stupid

oh my god

GAMZEE

IT GETS BETTER EVERY SINGLE TIME.

reblogs again because TEREZI

sharkieboo:

snazzy-lemon:

biohazardbroski:

Like/reblog if you have learned or is on a quest to learn the Alternian alphabet >:]

but this is the daedric alphabet from the elder scolls series turned upside down….


“In Homestuck, the Daedric alphabet is used to represent the Troll language. When used in this manner, the entire text is upside down and the text flowing right-to-left and bottom-to-top. 
Technically, the Daedric alphabet is not actually an alphabet, but merely a set of alternate glyphs for the Roman alphabet (the letters are the same, just drawn differently).”
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sharkieboo:

snazzy-lemon:

biohazardbroski:

Like/reblog if you have learned or is on a quest to learn the Alternian alphabet >:]

but this is the daedric alphabet from the elder scolls series turned upside down….

“In Homestuck, the Daedric alphabet is used to represent the Troll language. When used in this manner, the entire text is upside down and the text flowing right-to-left and bottom-to-top.

Technically, the Daedric alphabet is not actually an alphabet, but merely a set of alternate glyphs for the Roman alphabet (the letters are the same, just drawn differently).”


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